I’m neither prophetic nor particularly adventurous, but I like to think that for a few riveting moments I was of a mind with the biblical Jonah—nervous, alone, and a little hungry—as I too journeyed deep into the belly of a beast.
My monster? ...A M-iQ Flight Type Dish Machine from Meiko USA. A 21-footer. 200 pounds of sleek-mean steel. Capable of cleaning pots, plates and wares faster than the Brady Bunch’s Alice and Mayberry’s Aunt Bee—all hopped-up on RedBull—and working as a power duo…
That’s right. I took a ride through an uber-efficient commercial warewasher. Here’s how it all shook out:
The first step: be an idiot. Check.
It’s surprisingly quiet and calming. Perfect for reflection on life choices.
Restraining order whaaat? Tom from Meiko USA is totally cool with me hitching a ride in his clean machine!
Someone call Guinness about the land speed record...
Formerly a dirty birdy, I emerge glowing. Now let’s go taste some quiche!
Thanks for the lift, guys! See you this May at booth #806!